The Limerick Thread

[Jae]

You were back yesterday.

I hope the mods locked your latest goodbye thread because they didn't want to turn into a train wreck. If they locked it at your request, that just means you played them for attention again.

There once a poster named Jae
Who returned here only today.
This day being Thurs
Caused chansen to curse
He was off by really two days.

 

[Luce NDs]

You were back yesterday.

I hope the mods locked your latest goodbye thread because they didn't want to turn into a train wreck. If they locked it at your request, that just means you played them for attention again.

Life is so full of strange things ... like haggai dai ... stuff to mess up broad based intelligence ... no crossing of straight liners allowed ... just rackets!

 

[paradox3]

There once was a young man named Jae,
He simply could not stay away.
He came back on Luke.
It was not a fluke.
Book study's much fun for our Jae.

 

[Mendalla]

The streets here are filled up with ice
Making walking and driving not nice
A person just fell
"Oh f***!" they did yell
A mistake that they will not make twice.

 

[Northwind]

There was an odd man we called Jae
Who just could not ever stay away
A letter he'd write
Describing his plight
Then back he'd come before we could say

 

[Mendalla]

There's too many limericks 'bout Jae
I hope that he's now here to stay
Lets find other things
About which to sing
Here in the Wondercafe.

 

[chansen]

(Actually, you said Tuesday. Today is Thursday. You were close, I'll give you that. Now back to the limericks).

I write my limericks in Eastern Standard Time

 

[paradox3]

Ode to @Redbaron

There is one we call the Red Baron,
To make coffee, he's always a'rarin. c[_]
He strives to be LAST
He needs to be fast
To be last on the thread, our Red Baron.

 

[paradox3]

Ode to @Waterfall

Then we have the water that falls.
This poster, she gives it her all.
She posts on Luke's thread.
Her comments are read.
Bible talk that answers God's call.

 

[paradox3]

Ode to @unsafe

Unsafe is a mystery to me.
But her comments I'm happy to see.
She knows the Good Book.
Come take a wee look.
On Luke's thread she posts with great glee.

 

[Mendalla]

We are about to upgrade the cafe
An event that will happen some day
New features we'll get
There will be no regret
As with our new toys we will play

 

[paradox3]

We've been here now really a while.
This place brings us many a smile.
We post in good fun.
LAST post's never done.
And our mods will go one extra mile.

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

I can't think of a limerick for the life of me, though I have some ideas for one or three. Alas, as I tap out the letters, it only gets better - as the rhymes bud like leaves on the limerick tree!

 

[Seeler]

I can't think of a limerick for the life o me, though I have some ideas for one or three. Alas, as I tap out the letters, it only gets better - as the rhymes bud like leaves on the limerick tree!

I don't think is bad for first effort. Just needs to have the format tidied up.

I can't think of a limerick for the life of me,
Though I have some ideas for one or three
Alas, as I type out the letters,
It only gets better -
As the rhymes bud like leaves, on a limerick tree!

 

[Mendalla]

I don't think is bad for first effort. Just needs to have the format tidied up.

I can't think of a limerick for the life of me,
Though I have some ideas for one or three
Alas, As I type out the letters,
It only gets better -
As the rhymes bud like leaves, on a limerick tree!

Ditch the "Alas" in line 3 and you're good.

 

[Northwind]

This limerick thread is a blast
The ideas are flying so fast
Ideas that praise
Ideas that raise
The morale of this fine stunning cast

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

(I like alas. It sounds sounds more old school Irish or something. I always think of leprechauns when I read the word limerick. I said tap because I'm tapping not typing.)

 

[Northwind]

Alas is a good word
How about,

As I type out the letters,
Alas it gets better....

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

I don't think is bad for first effort. Just needs to have the format tidied up.

I can't think of a limerick for the life of me,
Though I have some ideas for one or three
Alas, as I type out the letters,
It only gets better -
As the rhymes bud like leaves, on a limerick tree!

Thank you. I like this the best.

 

[Kimmio Laughterlove]

I can't think of a limerick for the life of me,
Though I have some ideas for one or three.
As I type out the letters,
With help it gets better.
Alas! The words bud like leaves on a limerick tree.